Who says pork producers have no sense of humor? As I type this on Monday morning, Illinois Pork Producers Association (IPPA) are getting ready to or already have delivered informational material about pork production, a t-shirt stating "Nice Chops," and an original poem with the same moniker to the Obama and McCain campaign headquarters.
Apparently, following all the hullabaloo about putting lipstick on pigs, IPPA received media inquiries about what would happen if someone actually tried to put lipstick on a pig. Jim Kaitschuk, association exec thought this would be a good time to take advantage of an educational opportunity!
In the land of politics and campaigns galore,
The rhetoric has shifted to lipstick and a boar.
Though putting lipstick on a pig may seem cute,
It's one thing farmers will surely refute.
It wouldn't be sanitary, it wouldn't cross their mind,
To apply a glycerin product -- derived from the pig's behind.
It's a noble profession raising pigs for a living,
A pig is an animal that just keeps on giving.
From bacon to sausage, pepperoni to ham,
We're even linked to your old friend, Uncle Sam!
But did you know we're more than just pork?
Our value extends far beyond the fork.
By-products from pigs make heart valves and plastic,
Crayons, insulin, buttons, even LIPSTICK!
Whatever you think of - bacon, lipstick or ham hocks,
Doesn't matter to us… we say, NICE CHOPS.
Remember folks, this is meant to be fun. No pigs were cosmetically treated in the creation of this blog post.